tmkkmt's definitions

Women☕️

A phrase which first originated through Instagram Reels then migrated to TikTok. It is a term used by boys of whom desire to show off the lack of pussy they receive in their life.

John: “Lol, this woman got hit by a car when it was the pedestrian’s right of way, let me comment “Women☕️“ in an attempt to assert dominance whilst showing off that I get zero bitches in this comment section.”

by tmkkmt August 6, 2023

turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.

Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

iPhone 15

An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.

John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.

by tmkkmt September 24, 2023

B-

When you get below a B but above a C. Some say it's good, some say it's bad, and some think it's really bad to the point where they yeet their paper across the room and start crying.

Extremely smart kid with a 1000000.000 GPA: *receives B-*
"NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS OVER NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT I CANT OMG OMG OMG IM HYPERVENILATING I CANT I CANT PLEASE THIS CANT BE REAL!!!!!!!!!"

by tmkkmt February 11, 2019

curry muncher

A derogatory term used against individuals of brown skin color and/or South Asian descent. It is a term based on the stereotype that all brown people eat curry.

Racist person: Lol, you see that curry muncher over there? I'm gonna go ask him to fix my computer.
Me: That's not okay.

by tmkkmt February 27, 2024

The Organic Chemistry Tutor

Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.

Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"

by tmkkmt October 13, 2022

I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

by tmkkmt February 6, 2019