titwanker's definitions

fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 30, 2003

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

toerag

More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.

You dirty little toerag

by titwanker April 11, 2003

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wankarse

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

by titwanker August 1, 2003

pearl necklace

Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.

See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.

by titwanker April 10, 2003