pearl necklace

Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.

See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wankfest

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

by Titwanker May 22, 2004

pissflaps

Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.

Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

cuntlugs

I don't know if it has a specific meaning, it just sounds good when you shout it at someone you don't like.

Beckham, pass the fucking ball, cuntlugs!

by titwanker April 10, 2003