fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 30, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

by titwanker July 20, 2004

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

shagnasty

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.

Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

by titwanker April 10, 2003