shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

trumpeed

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

by tirtle January 13, 2017

curbing Urban

What Trump would like to do with Urban Dictionary

Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle March 23, 2016

chong cha la rong

Donald Trumps's characterization of all people from the Far East

``I just spoke with chairman Chong Cha La Rong or whatever his name is and he will pay for our trade agreement.''

by tirtle January 13, 2017

Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 09, 2019