crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 24, 2004

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Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

by Timothy March 11, 2004

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Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 09, 2004

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A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 15, 2004

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A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

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A person who dosen't say anything fake, gets all the ladies, and is always true to the streets.
player
Pimp

Damn, Fabboi be getting all the bitches on our turf.

by timothy March 15, 2005

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by Timothy February 15, 2005

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