timothy's definitions

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.

Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

fabboi

A person who dosen't say anything fake, gets all the ladies, and is always true to the streets.
player
Pimp

Damn, Fabboi be getting all the bitches on our turf.

by timothy May 13, 2005

pedant

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

by Timothy June 17, 2005

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

by Timothy June 3, 2004

Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity.
2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 24, 2004