timothy's definitions

damrit

n: someone who likes to plow through piles of raked leaves with a browned banana peel on their head.

Yo, Tim you are a real damrit you know that.

by Timothy July 3, 2003

sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by Timothy July 3, 2003