30 definitions by timothy

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by timothy August 4, 2004

cluck

1. A filler word used when you're either too lazy or don't care enough to respond to someone with a sentence.

2. A replacement word for "hello" or "hows it going."

3. When used inquisitively (e.g. with a question mark after it) is a replacement for something baffling.
4. A replacement for the word fuck

1. Person 1: Did you clean your room?
Person 2: Cluck!
Person 1: Why didn't you?
Person 2: Cluck you!
Person 1: Do you even get what I'm saying?
Person 2: Cluck?

by timothy July 9, 2004

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by timothy July 9, 2004

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

by timothy July 15, 2004

The Mammary Man

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.

Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?

by timothy July 15, 2004

sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by timothy July 4, 2003

Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

by timothy March 11, 2004