tim's definitions

juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003

funka

crazy, cool the shit

that would be funka

by tim October 20, 2003

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

Stinger

Similar to the well known shocker. Except it is two in the stink, one in the pink.

If the shocker won't do it, the stinger will.

Stingers for life!

by Tim December 28, 2004

ronny james dio

The Holy Diver

Ronny James Dio rock my shitass last night! (high-pitched and sustained)Owww! Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea! Oh, what's becoming of me?

by Tim February 6, 2004

whino

A person who consistantly whines or cries a lot.

Stop being such a big whino!

by Tim January 22, 2005

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008