tim's definitions

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

dreezed

Heavily intoxicated

I've had way too much to drink tonight, I'm so dreezed!

by Tim August 27, 2003

Talibastards

Osama and the Taliban

Bill Clinton is a toal Talibastard

by tim December 6, 2003

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her

Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.

by Tim September 3, 2004