tim's definitions

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

foot

A lower extremidy, often used for walking

Other Uses Include

Using it to stick up another persons anus (If He/she deserves it, or if He/She Annoys You)

Kenna (The Boss) Puts Foot Up Customer's Ass

by Tim May 28, 2004

duff man

the spokesman for the duff beer company; a brewery stationed in sprinsfield. he is a muscular person with a trademark voice and saying 'oh yeah!"

duff man can never die, only the actors who play him.

by tim May 23, 2004

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

T-Bird

A truly foul and unintelligent human being, Bill (T-Bird) was single handedly responsible for the downfall of 3DFiles with his ceaseless whining, flaming, and spam. Incapable of higher order thinking, T-Bird resorts to personal attacks and culminates his tantrums with 'goodbye' posts where he claimes martyrdom and espouses his intention to leave...which he never does.

Also goes by the SCALE at Tech-PC.

T-Bird is a turd burgler.

by Tim March 9, 2004

begbie

small gnome usually with his rod in his hand

mind when reversing the car you dont knock the begbie over

by Tim October 9, 2003

eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

by Tim February 26, 2005