127 definitions by thewesthamfan
to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.
by thewesthamfan December 9, 2003
the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."
by thewesthamfan November 12, 2003
extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
by thewesthamfan December 18, 2003
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd
by thewesthamfan January 13, 2004
george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.
by thewesthamfan December 8, 2003
pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.
"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"
by thewesthamfan November 12, 2003
by thewesthamfan October 27, 2003