thevalleyboy 's definitions

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019

A&W

Meaning “Alive and Well”, commonly used as a short and discreet message in risky situations to indicate that the they are safe to others.

Ash: Everything good with you date?
Doe: A&W
Ash: Okay, I’ll hyu tomorrow.

by thevalleyboy April 13, 2019

Thug

The politically correct version of nigger for a black person.

Anchorman: The thugs (black men) who ruthlessly vandalized this defenseless (white) suburban (rich) woman last night were apprehended earlier this morning.

by thevalleyboy July 20, 2019

Link

To hookup.

John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.

Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

qf

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019