14 definitions by thevalleyboy

istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019

👀

An emoji used on social media, especially Grindr, indicating that someone is looking, or wanting to hookup.

Johns profile: 👀
Adam: Hey man looking?
John: Yeah wanna hookup?

by thevalleyboy July 12, 2019

Link

To hookup.

John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.

Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.

by thevalleyboy July 12, 2019

Thug

The politically correct version of nigger for a black person.

Anchorman: The thugs (black men) who ruthlessly vandalized this defenseless (white) suburban (rich) woman last night were apprehended earlier this morning.

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019

PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.

John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet

by thevalleyboy July 12, 2019

A&W

Meaning “Alive and Well”, commonly used as a short and discreet message in risky situations to indicate that the they are safe to others.

Ash: Everything good with you date?
Doe: A&W
Ash: Okay, I’ll hyu tomorrow.

by thevalleyboy April 13, 2019