Definitions by thevalleyboy

istmfg 

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

istmfg by thevalleyboy April 6, 2019

Wendy 

The name of the meth head prostitute on the show Breaking Bad. Wendy is a fiend hooked on root bear, and you know, meth. Wendy also has a nice pair of “pearly whites”, as noted by Hank in season one of the show.

Hank: How much do you charge for a windy Wendy?

Wendy by thevalleyboy April 1, 2019

iya 

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

iya by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Link 

To hookup.

John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.

Link by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

CWM 

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

CWM by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

alza 

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

alza by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

qf 

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

qf by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019