thenextbojizzle's definitions

poordash

Another word for Doordash. Used by lazy women who make their families poor due to all the delivery fees.

She got a cheeseburger for $20 off of poordash.

by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025

white supremacist hunt

A witch hunt, but by leftists and homosexuals.

Dennis has a "don't tread on me" symbol on the back of his truck. So the leftists of San Francisco went on a white supremacist hunt and searched all through his social media for any inkling that he might hate mexicans.

by thenextbojizzle May 8, 2023

pliglet

A child from a polygamous family.

Some pliglet groups are inbreds that live on a mormon ranch in colorado

by thenextbojizzle July 17, 2024

Sancho

A latina girl's sex toy. Not limited to a man, but can also be battery powered and artificial.

Camilia hides her Sancho in her tampon box. BzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZzZzZzZzZZZzzzz!

by thenextbojizzle July 2, 2024

potiphar wife

A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.

The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.

Crystal Mangum is an example of a potiphar wife.

by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025

Dihydrogen Oxide

Also known as "Dihydrogen Monoxide." A term for water that vax pushers and other science fanatics use to mock those who like organic food and choose to live naturally without harmful chemicals.

Michael saw the organix booth and was shouted "dihydrogen oxide OMGOMG! LOL!" then got his head stomped on the pavement. Michael now has medical bills he can't pay.

by thenextbojizzle March 3, 2025

mikerwave

a southern microwave. Used for heating up food, car batteries, and little animals about to get hypothermia.

Justin: the lil bunny rabbit is cold

Meg: hun, just put him in the mikerwave

(rabbit comes out looking like a freakin mutant)

by thenextbojizzle June 5, 2017