Definitions by thenextbojizzle
Diarrhea Lettuce
Lettuce from Taco Bell contaminated with cyclospora. Causes a person to have raging explosive diarrhea.
Abby Eckel ordered a salad from Taco Bell filled with Diarrhea Lettuce and is now making stupid tik toks from the bathroom.
Diarrhea Lettuce by thenextbojizzle July 17, 2026
Diarrhea Lettuce
Lettuce from Taco Bell contaminated with cyclospora. Causes a person to have raging explosive diarrhea.
Abby Eckel ordered a salad from Taco Bell filled with Diarrhea Lettuce and is now making stupid tik toks from the bathroom.
Diarrhea Lettuce by thenextbojizzle July 17, 2026
The Library
Student: Can I go to The Library?
Teacher: Yes, here's a pass
(20 mins later)
*Student is playing on phone somewhere else off campus and doing silly tik toks.
Teacher: Yes, here's a pass
(20 mins later)
*Student is playing on phone somewhere else off campus and doing silly tik toks.
The Library by thenextbojizzle May 4, 2026
Apocalypse Machine
AI or Artificial Intelligence, especially chatgpt and like competitors.
Called so because it will eventually lead to the apocalypse happening because people will no longer be able to think for themselves.
Called so because it will eventually lead to the apocalypse happening because people will no longer be able to think for themselves.
Warren wants to have his work done FAST so we need to use the apocalypse machine to get it done or he's gonna throw a toddler ass temper tantrum
Apocalypse Machine by thenextbojizzle April 29, 2026
Extortion Lane
A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.
I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..
Extortion Lane by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026
Extortion Lane
A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.
I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..
Extortion Lane by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026
potiphar wife
A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
potiphar wife by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025