thejenigma's definitions

werd

1. An exclamation used as a form of agreement.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.

"Dude, that is one hot chick!"
- "Werd."

(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."

"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"

by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004

the bible

Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.

the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.

Would you worship Of Men and Mice?

ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!

"no thanks."

by thejenigma July 15, 2005

fukm

An extemely shortened version of "fuck them."

Used as a derogatory term expressing hateful feelings.

Also used as "ignore them".

"Dude, those bitches just flipped us off!"
"Let's fukm up."

"Dude, they ditched us for the movie."
"Whatever, fukm."

by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004

courage

Knowing there is almost certain failure but doing it anyway.

He asked the supermodel out on a date. That took courage.

by TheJEnigma March 28, 2004

gb

GameBoy

Handheld gaming device created by Nintendo.

He takes his gameboy everywhere.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

bird

An animal who enjoys flying and tweeting.

That bird seems to be enjoying himself flying and tweeting.

by TheJEnigma May 8, 2004

slaphappy

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.

1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004