12 definitions by thedude

soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic

"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"

by thedude July 11, 2004

To tickle the ivories

To play the piano.

"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."

by thedude February 16, 2005

asshole

someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others

"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"

by thedude July 9, 2004

Toe Up

Torn Up, extremely intoxicated.

We gonna get toe up from da flo up, yo!

by thedude December 22, 2004

ct

Acronym for "Can't Talk"

"Ct right now, sorry!"

by thedude March 11, 2005