a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones
by thedude July 13, 2004
an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
by thedude July 11, 2004
by thedude December 22, 2004
by thedude July 09, 2004
Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
by Thedude July 26, 2012
To play the piano.
"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."
by thedude February 16, 2005
To swang something means that you can do it, or that you can come thru on something.
REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!
NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!
ALSO used vise versa
NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!
REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT
ADDITIONAL EX:
YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!
REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!
NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!
ALSO used vise versa
NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!
REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT
ADDITIONAL EX:
YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!
by THEDUDE January 20, 2013