Definitions by thecharacterwannie

Gay doll 

When a (straight) female celebrity does something that is mainly attributed to LGBTers.
It’s used for females but can also refer to men and non-binaries.

Celebrity:kisses a girl on a car
Comments:GAY DOLL!

Gay doll by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2023

Mommy Shabnam

When someone called Shabnam posts something attractive or pleasing that goes viral in a few days.

Shabnam: has a nude photoshoot for Teen Vogue.
Everyone: MOMMY SHABNAM! I WANNA MARRY YOUUUUUU!

Mommy Shabnam by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2023

Mommy 

Used by Stan Twitter to refer to any female celebrity. Used in the same way as “mother”.

Shabnam: posts picture of herself posing wearing a white flowing dress in a park.
Stan twitter:MOMMY

Mommy by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2023

pandemic album 

An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.

Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.

pandemic album by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls 

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

big hairy dirty greasy balls by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Grift 

To do something that is pretty unusual, such as “juggling keyboards” and “singing a song which has no lyrics whatsoever really long notes for the entire duration of that song” to make money as an celebrity.

Well, Meghan Markle grifts.
Shabnam grifts.
Some celebrity grift.

Grift by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Grifter

Someone who grifts.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are grifters!

Grifter by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023