If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.
by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015
Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
by thebetterfriend2 May 05, 2011
An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.
Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
by thebetterfriend2 May 03, 2013
Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
by thebetterfriend2 September 12, 2010
The concern that the odors of multiple scented products used at the same time will combine to create an ultra-stink.
Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
by thebetterfriend2 January 06, 2010
A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 29, 2010
When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.
Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010