24 definitions by thebetterfriend2

a term used to describe a burrito that is so stuffed that it begins to break out of the tortilla
Dude, steak and chicken in the one burrito?? That thing is at critical mas!
by thebetterfriend2 April 04, 2017
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An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.
Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
by thebetterfriend2 May 02, 2013
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A partner's consent to have sex
Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
by thebetterfriend2 May 05, 2011
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A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.

Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 28, 2010
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Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010
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A fake iPod
"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"
by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010
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Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 03, 2011
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