Definitions by thebetterfriend2
Cafficiency
If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.
Cafficiency by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015
Scent Synergy
I have the whole Old Spice: Swagger line. The shampoo, the soap, the deodorant, and the cologne. Complete and total scent synergy.
Scent Synergy by thebetterfriend2 August 13, 2014
Too Soon Guilt
The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.
I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.
Too Soon Guilt by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013
Designated Imbiber
An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.
Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
Designated Imbiber by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013
Gun Hobbyist
An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.
Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
Gun Hobbyist by thebetterfriend2 May 2, 2013
Pube Crawl
Pube Crawl by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013
Dick Wolfed
To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
Dick Wolfed by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011