thebetterfriend2's definitions

Scent Synergy

Using various bath products of the same marketing line in order to avoid a conflict of scents.

I have the whole Old Spice: Swagger line. The shampoo, the soap, the deodorant, and the cologne. Complete and total scent synergy.

by thebetterfriend2 August 13, 2014

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011

Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.

Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists

by thebetterfriend2 May 2, 2013

17 Point Turn

A "3-point" turn that requires more than three points to complete due to either the road being very narrow, or the vehicle being too big.

I was driving the SUV down a narrow street and realized I was going in the wrong direction, so I did a 17 Point Turn. If I had to shift gears one more time, I think my arm would have fallen off.

by thebetterfriend2 February 25, 2010

Meal Sabbatical

When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.

Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.

Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.

by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010

fPod

A fake iPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"

by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010

Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011