thebetterfriend2's definitions

Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

by thebetterfriend2 February 8, 2010

Disney Puppet

A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.

Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!

Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!

by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

ICEholes

Members of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency that deport nonwhite people for living the American dream.

Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.

ICEholes in Phoenix, Arizona have arrested a 32 year old father of 3 for providing for his family by working hard.

by thebetterfriend2 January 22, 2018

critical mas

a term used to describe a burrito that is so stuffed that it begins to break out of the tortilla

Dude, steak and chicken in the one burrito?? That thing is at critical mas!

by thebetterfriend2 April 4, 2017

Too Soon Guilt

The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.

I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.

by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013

Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene

If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.

by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015