by thebetterfriend2 July 17, 2010
When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010
"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."
"That things not real, thats an fPod"
"That things not real, thats an fPod"
by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010
The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.
I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.
by thebetterfriend2 July 14, 2013
Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 03, 2011
Members of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency that deport nonwhite people for living the American dream.
Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.
Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.
ICEholes in Phoenix, Arizona have arrested a 32 year old father of 3 for providing for his family by working hard.
by thebetterfriend2 January 22, 2018
The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020