An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.
Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013
Get the Designated Imbibermug. A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.
Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
by thebetterfriend2 February 05, 2010
Get the Disney Puppetmug. A phenomenon in which an individual consumes a large portion of fast food, and subsequently has to shit only 10 minutes later. The Domino's Effect defy's all that is known about the digestive system. This commonly occurs after eating food from a Domino's pizzeria, but may also occur with other places such as Taco Bell.
Man 1: Oh my god. I literally finished eating my cheesy bread 5 minutes ago, but already need to take a dump.
Man 2: Yet another tragic, yet mystifying case of The Domino's Effect.
Man 2: Yet another tragic, yet mystifying case of The Domino's Effect.
by thebetterfriend2 November 20, 2009
Get the The Domino's Effectmug. The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
Get the Marital Industrial Complexmug. Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.
by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2018
Get the Osteoneurosismug. A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
Get the Columbus Complexmug. The concern that the odors of multiple scented products used at the same time will combine to create an ultra-stink.
Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
by thebetterfriend2 January 06, 2010
Get the Conflict of Scentsmug.