Definitions by thebetterfriend2
Reproductive Roulette
Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
Reproductive Roulette by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011
Golden Ticket
Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
Golden Ticket by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011
Columbus Complex
A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Columbus Complex by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
Restaurant Recon
Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
Restaurant Recon by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010
Hymen Trophy
Hymen Trophy by thebetterfriend2 July 18, 2010
Football Minute
When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Football Minute by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010
Meal Sabbatical
When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.
Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
Meal Sabbatical by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010