Definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

godfather of love 

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

godfather of love by theauthormarkwilkins January 24, 2018

crapocracy 

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

crapocracy by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

pumperlips 

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

pumperlips by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

College of the Streets 

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

College of the Streets by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

mld: masters in life degree 

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

mld: masters in life degree by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

masters in life degree 

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got a masters in life degree as a result.

masters in life degree by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

Loweredd 

Anytime being involved with a person, pace or thing is beneath your dignity.

I would wear the shirt that my friend got me but I don’t feel like being loweredd.

Loweredd by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017