conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

ball dribble

1. to run with the football soccer going past opponents and stopping them from getting the ball.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.

1. alan: "he might be a useless keeper, but jammie can certainly ball dribble in the goal area."
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble

by theWestHamfan November 24, 2003

frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat

joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 06, 2003

glansfly supreme

to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.

alec hated the hot steamy nights until kevin introduced him to glansfly supreme

by theWestHamfan December 09, 2003

penis pushups

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003