the2ndflood's definitions

Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.

Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!

by the2ndflood December 5, 2007

Payday Fighters

A Payday Fighter, also known simply as an "Opponent"; is a fighter that will take any fight and doesn't care whether He/She wins or loses. Often times used to add wins to a marque fighter's record. These types of fighters can be spotted by their records, which often times have a low Win-to-Lose ratio. Example; 5 wins, 20 loses.

I heard So-And-So has a record of 55-0-40. Yeah but most of those fights are against Payday fighters, so they don't count.

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

Bass Driver

1. A person with no thought of their own who just follows trends. 2. A person that drives the same vehicle as everyone else, tricked out in the same way, who thinks this makes them cool. 3. A person who wakes of their neighbors by playing the same-old, generic rap music.

Bass Drivers are a dime a dozen.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

ANUS over ASS

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.

"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Percogasm

1. Reaching an orgasm while on a pain killer. 2. The use of a powerful pain killer to enhance the pleasure of cumming.

I had a Percogasm last night. It was okay.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

J-Wall

The Moronic Wall That American President Donald J Trump wants to build and make Mexico pay for it.

A J-Wall is pointless and a waste if money!

by the2ndflood January 25, 2017

Juwanna Black

1. A White man or woman that so desperately wants to be Black, that they only date Black men and women, and speak Ebonics. Also known as a Poser.

I saw this hot ass white chick at the club last night, but she said I was too white for her. I hate Juwanna Black chicks!

by the2ndflood March 3, 2008