the2ndflood's definitions

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Myspace

1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.

My, Myspace account was hacked again today... That is the 5th time this week!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bass Driver

1. A person with no thought of their own who just follows trends. 2. A person that drives the same vehicle as everyone else, tricked out in the same way, who thinks this makes them cool. 3. A person who wakes of their neighbors by playing the same-old, generic rap music.

Bass Drivers are a dime a dozen.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Payday Fighters

A Payday Fighter, also known simply as an "Opponent"; is a fighter that will take any fight and doesn't care whether He/She wins or loses. Often times used to add wins to a marque fighter's record. These types of fighters can be spotted by their records, which often times have a low Win-to-Lose ratio. Example; 5 wins, 20 loses.

I heard So-And-So has a record of 55-0-40. Yeah but most of those fights are against Payday fighters, so they don't count.

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

ANUS over ASS

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.

"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Percogasm

1. Reaching an orgasm while on a pain killer. 2. The use of a powerful pain killer to enhance the pleasure of cumming.

I had a Percogasm last night. It was okay.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bully Bitch

A girlfriend that looks for any reason to slap someone; mainly her boyfriend.

(Girlfriend)-- (Action, SLAPS!)-- her boyfriend in his face. (Boyfriend) What the hell was that for?! (Girlfriend) That was for using your eye sight to navigate your surroundings! (Boyfriend) Baby, why are you being a Bully Bitch? That's the 15th time today. (Girlfriend) SLAP! That is for pointing out my repeated and unnecessary slapping's! (Boyfriend) This stopped being erotic a year ago...

by the2ndflood March 16, 2008