the2ndflood's definitions

Prego Trip

1. A woman that claims to have gotten pregnant accidentally by falling on another mans dick. 2. A woman that cheated and became pregnant from another man's seed. 3. A woman that is lying just to get on the Maury Povich show.

Until I see some proof, that baby is not mine! How can a Prego trip on a dick?!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Bitty Clitty

1. A woman with a clitoris that is so small and hard to find, that giving her pleasure is next to impossible.

This girl had such a Bitty Clitty that she thought I wasn't even trying to pleasure her! I couldn't find the damn thing!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Sick Lips

1. The use of lip implants in women to ruin the look of their natural facial lips. 2. A pointless, disgusting way to enhance the look and feel of lips. 3. Fish Lips.

Sick Lips should be outlawed! They look fake, gross, and ruining natural beauty. I have never seen sexy Sick Lips.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bully Bitch

A girlfriend that looks for any reason to slap someone; mainly her boyfriend.

(Girlfriend)-- (Action, SLAPS!)-- her boyfriend in his face. (Boyfriend) What the hell was that for?! (Girlfriend) That was for using your eye sight to navigate your surroundings! (Boyfriend) Baby, why are you being a Bully Bitch? That's the 15th time today. (Girlfriend) SLAP! That is for pointing out my repeated and unnecessary slapping's! (Boyfriend) This stopped being erotic a year ago...

by the2ndflood March 16, 2008

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007