Definitions by the2ndflood
Republican Conveyor Press System
A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.
(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.
Republican Conveyor Press System by the2ndflood August 28, 2008
Clay Legs
Clay Legs come about when a woman with very tan legs uses excessive amounts of lotion; which creates a shiny Clay look to her legs. This look is considered to be a fetish for some people.
Clay Legs by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
Stereo Chick
A Stereo Chick; meaning Stereotype; is a woman who bases her looks completely on what is common. Instead of trying to be herself. She chooses to look generic and bland. This look normally entails the Blond Stereotype Look, IE: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Fake Breasts, Golden Tanned, with comically large Lip Implants. The Blonde Stereotype Look is very common in the USA. Due to the fact that it is so common; this just makes the look boring and makes every woman with this look seem bland. A Stereo Chick doesn't necessary have to follow the Blonde look; it is just any woman conforming to a set look, instead of being different and unique.
Man, there must be a million web sites with Stereo Chicks on them! I can't tell one of these blonde Stereo Chicks apart. So why do people keep bothering to view these sites? If you have seen 1 naked Blonde with big fake lips and breasts, then you have seen pretty much all of them. Same-Old, Same-Old.....
Stereo Chick by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
Bitpim
Bitpim is a little know and free piece of software that allows people that own CDMA phones to hack and alter them. In the USA, Verizon, Sprint, And Alltel all use CDMA. Verizon being the most restrictive of all wireless carriers. Verizon tends to lock-out features and force customers into buying their own overpriced content ONLY. So by using Bitpim a customer can then create and transfer custom Wallpaper, Ringtones, Screen Savers, ect. The software can also be used to back-up content, even software applications; including games. There is also a number of Hacks that can be preformed using this software.
If I didn't have Bitpim, I couldn't use Verizon Wireless. They are just way too strict and way too money hungry!
Bitpim by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
Butt Mask
The act of taking your face and putting it between someone else's butt cheek is called a Butt Mask. This is normally followed by shaking the cheeks against your face.
Butt Mask by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
Youtube Pic Clippers
Youtube Pic Clippers are a type of Youtube user that Do Not create and post true videos; but rather post stupid Picture Slide-Shows. This type of post wouldn't be so bad on an Image related web site, but the entire purpose of Youtube is the Posting & Watching of (VIDEOS). So these types of videos just end up misleading people into watching pointless junk. Some Slide-Shows are as small as 3 Images, cycled over and over again, for up to several minutes.
Oh man I saw this icon for a hot ass clip with Vanessa Lengies in it, but it ended up being another stupid Slide-Show! My hopes bashed yet again because Youtube is saturated with lazy Youtube Pic Clippers....
Youtube Pic Clippers by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
Twizzlers lips
Twizzlers lips are formed when a man or woman has either injections or plastic implants placed in their lips. Which ends up creating a very unnatural Twizzlers-like shape to their lips. The Twizzlers candy has a bumpy, odd shape to them; which is exactly what Lip Enhancements ((always)) end up making that persons lips look like.
I noticed Mila Kunis went with the Twizzlers lips look. That is like pouring SH*T all over the Mona lisa... Lip implants NEVER look real and ALWAYS look stupid! I miss the Hot Mila Kunis!
Twizzlers lips by the2ndflood August 24, 2008