the2ndflood's definitions

Payday Fighters

A Payday Fighter, also known simply as an "Opponent"; is a fighter that will take any fight and doesn't care whether He/She wins or loses. Often times used to add wins to a marque fighter's record. These types of fighters can be spotted by their records, which often times have a low Win-to-Lose ratio. Example; 5 wins, 20 loses.

I heard So-And-So has a record of 55-0-40. Yeah but most of those fights are against Payday fighters, so they don't count.

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

Bass Driver

1. A person with no thought of their own who just follows trends. 2. A person that drives the same vehicle as everyone else, tricked out in the same way, who thinks this makes them cool. 3. A person who wakes of their neighbors by playing the same-old, generic rap music.

Bass Drivers are a dime a dozen.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

J-Wall

The Moronic Wall That American President Donald J Trump wants to build and make Mexico pay for it.

A J-Wall is pointless and a waste if money!

by the2ndflood January 25, 2017

ANUS over ASS

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.

"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Percogasm

1. Reaching an orgasm while on a pain killer. 2. The use of a powerful pain killer to enhance the pleasure of cumming.

I had a Percogasm last night. It was okay.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Hype Shopper

A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."

A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Ugly Debonair

An Ugly Debonair is a man who is not only visual ugly, but also mentally and emotionally ugly as well. These types of guys would be considered a -1 on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 Being The Best Catch). Even though these types of guys are extremely ugly; they still get the hottest of woman because they are confident and carefree. Which women tend to be very attracted to.

(Man 1) I just don't get it. John Doe is the type of ugly that normally dies at birth, but he keeps getting hot women! (Man 2) Yeah I know; he treats them like dirt and for some reason they like that. (Man 1) Why though? He is just a fake-ass Ugly Debonair!!!

by the2ndflood September 29, 2008