Definitions by the2ndflood

Blog Brad Pitt 

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

Blog Brad Pitt by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

Just A Slit 

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.

(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.

Just A Slit by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

A Rocky 3 Fighter 

The 3rd movie in the Rocky Balboa movie series features a Rocky who is rich, powerful, popular, and well loved by his fans. But who doesn't care as much about winning, and therefor loses his title to Mr. T's character James "Clubber" Lang. So "A Rocky 3 Fighter" is 1 of 2 types of fighters. 1, a fighter with everything He/She has ever wanted, who ends up losing their heart and passion for the sport, and in the end loses their marquee status as a top fighter. 2, A fighter with everything, who then loses everything, but then finds themselves again and regains their marquee status.

John Doe was the best fighter I had ever seen! But once he got that money, he became A Rocky 3 Fighter and was forgotten about. His paychecks meant more to him then the fight outcome.... He became just another opponent....

A Rocky 3 Fighter by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

Yahoo Propaganda Answers  

Yahoo Answers is a web site that was created with the idea of helping people find answers to their questions. While most of the time this is the case, Yahoo Answers has been turning more and more into a Right-Wing Propaganda site. Where questions about freedom issues like Gay Marriage and Atheism are met with ignorant, mean comments and Pro-Republican ideas. Yahoo claims the site is "Moderated By The Users" but there has been complaints that questions that met all the guidelines, were deleted, with many suspecting it was because a Yahoo Employee didn't (Personally) like the question. This can be seen by making 2 different accounts and posting different questions that fall into a Conservative or Liberal mindset. Conservative questions and comments are often times left up on the site, even when they include offensive words like "Fag". While Liberal points of view are deleted, without a reason by Yahoo. Many Christian's use Yahoo Answers as a tool to spread their faith and views. Many questions, not even related to God, are met with answers that read like Religious Propaganda; IE: "Your leg hurts because God loves you and this pain will heal you! God Bless!" Criticism for Republican politicians, will be met with Republican users reporting these users to Yahoo; where Yahoo will just remove the comment and give that user a "Violations Notice". Yahoo claims Violations Notice can be disputed, but Yahoo rarely, if ever, replies back to the emails. MANY former Yahoo Answer users have reported that their accounts have been deleted, citing the reasons above. Considering Yahoo awards a point system to encourage more participation, a user with several thousand points who ends up having their account suspended, is put through a lot of undo stress. Seeing as it can take several months to a year to reach these point levels.

A guy asked if Gay Marriage was the reason for the flooding in the USA. If that God was punishing us. When I called his comments ignorant and that he was acting like a bigot; I received a Violations Notice. Even though his question remained up. Yeah, real fair..... Just another day on Yahoo Propaganda Answers !

Yahoo Propaganda Answers by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

Can-O-Black by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Hype Shopper

A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."

A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.

Hype Shopper by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Criminal Blowback 

Criminal Blowback refers to the fact that if 99% of people play by the rules, that 1% still creates enough carnage that causes new tactics to be taken to combat those crimes. Which ends up hurting the 99% majority by means of the Blowback. Examples: If 1 student kills someone in a school; everyone else is then forced to endure random body searches and waits in long lines through metal detectors. If 1 person cheats on a test, then everyone else is then forced into taking a more difficult test, because the normal test may be compromised. If 1 man uses his car to smash it into a building; then everyone else is then forced to pay a higher insurance rate to cover the lost funds spent to repair the building. If 1 man rapes a woman; then everyone else is then forced to deal with harsher Sex laws. Which have become so stupid in some states, that if a person is caught urinating in public, they can be convicted as a Sex Offender. If 1 man finds a new way to put poison into a jar of food; then everyone else is then forced to pay higher prices for that item, because new security features had to be added to protect the food.
Since Criminal acts are not committed by just 1 person, but thousands, even millions of persons worldwide; the Blowback that everyone else is forced to endure can not be measured. So basically; the criminal act of 1 person, causes 1000 others that didn't have anything to do with the crime to suffer; Both directly and indirectly.

I'm so freakin' sick of being forced to type in long lines of letters and numbers in these stupid Captcha windows, because scumbag hackers want to act like criminals! It's not fair that criminals commit the crimes, but those of us honest people end up suffering! Hackers know ways around Captcha windows, so all this ever does is annoys those of us that actually follow the rules! There is a way to stop Criminal Blowback and it's called a Guillotine. Criminal's head goes in, but never comes back out!

Criminal Blowback by the2ndflood August 22, 2008