the2ndflood's definitions

Pet Sock

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Firetruck Pussy

Simply means a woman's pussy that looks like it was hit with a Firetruck.

Paris Hilton has the worst Firetruck Pussy I have ever seen! Her up skirt photos made one of my teeth fall out!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.

I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Niggis

Another form of the Ebonic term "Nigga". Used when referring to great friend in the past-tense.

Yeah, he was my Niggis but he ain't no more.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007