1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.
I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!
by the2ndflood October 05, 2007
Get the Ball Fumesmug. 1. A mix of lubrication and fecal anal leakage that results from anal sex. 2. A messy bowel movement that comes from eating excessive amount of heavily greasy foods in a short amount of time.
Oh man, my girl kicked me out of bed after my Butt Gravy made the sheets stick to he leg! I though a Dutch Oven would be funny, but more then gas came out of my anus that night...
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
Get the Butt Gravymug. "Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.
Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.
by the2ndflood October 04, 2007
Get the Prostate much?mug. 1. A sex act where-in a man or woman tries to see how far they can stick a Barbi Doll into they pussy or anus.
by the2ndflood October 04, 2007
Get the Barbi Quicksandmug. 1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.
by the2ndflood October 04, 2007
Get the Slit Playermug. 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!
by the2ndflood October 06, 2008
Get the 1 Giant Eye Paris Hiltonmug. by the2ndflood December 09, 2007
Get the Eaten Cleanmug.