the2ndflood's definitions

Lockup - You Know?

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.

Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?

by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

Yahoo Toolbar

The Yahoo Toolbar is an Add-On for the Windows Explore or Firefox/Mozilla web browsers. It competes with the Google Toobar. The toolbar is installed on the users web browser, and then gives the user quick access to Yahoo's search engine. you can also customize it with other features. The biggest problem with Yahoo's Toolbar is that it is being bundled into all different types of software. So users who install these software applications; then have Yahoo Toolbar installed in IE, Firefox, Opera, ect. What makes this such a problem is that most user never read the Terms of Service that they are forced to "Agree" to before they install the software. Mainly because it is several pages if documents that don't make a lot of sense to the average user. So if the user is never given a chance to Allow or Deny the install of the Toolbar itself; it will be "Force Installed" onto the users computer without their knowledge. Many users have no idea how to uninstall the Toolbar once it is installed; which further causes aggravation to the user. And since the Toolbar is installed not just on 1 browser, but ALL web browsers on that users computer; the user will have to find a way to uninstall it from every browser it is effecting. An every growing number of software is coming bundled with this Toolbar. So a typical user that installs new software a few times a month; runs the chance of having the Toolbar Re-Installed each and every time. This is reminiscent of AOL; where they harassed customers with CD's and bundled their software with as many different types of software applications as possible. Even coming Pre-Installed with new computers. This ultimately failed and AOL lost over 99 Billion dollars in a matter of 1 year. Users eventually got sick of being bombarded with AOL software. So Yahoo risks pushing away customers by using this "Forced Installed" tactic. The Yahoo Toolbar also invades the users web browsing habits. Yahoo states this is to help Yahoo and their Advertisers. So basically Yahoo makes money from invading and selling the users privacy and the user is never given any of that revenue.

God Damn it man! Every week I end up installing something that installs this stupid Yahoo Toolbar onto my computer! I'm sick of uninstalling something I was never even asked to install in the first place! I hope Yahoo ends up just like AOL. Broken, poor and on deaths door!

by the2ndflood October 5, 2008

Implants Income

Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.

(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

Sick Lips

1. The use of lip implants in women to ruin the look of their natural facial lips. 2. A pointless, disgusting way to enhance the look and feel of lips. 3. Fish Lips.

Sick Lips should be outlawed! They look fake, gross, and ruining natural beauty. I have never seen sexy Sick Lips.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bitty Clitty

1. A woman with a clitoris that is so small and hard to find, that giving her pleasure is next to impossible.

This girl had such a Bitty Clitty that she thought I wasn't even trying to pleasure her! I couldn't find the damn thing!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Distance Thug

1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.

Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!

by the2ndflood November 22, 2007

Bobby-Tommy

Bobby-Tommy is a term used when referring to the made up names foreign Customer Care reps are forced to use when dealing with American, European, Canadian and any other English speaking nation. Outsourced Customer Care (CC) for short, is mainly outsourced to places like India, China, and the Philippians. Where their native names are not as commonly used elsewhere in the world. So companies give these employees Bobby-Tommy's. Example: A name of Yashodhara Abhay would be given an Americanized name of Bobby Smith. This trick is suppose to help the customer feel like they are not dealing with outsourced labor, but it rarely, if ever works.

Well I left my wireless carrier today. I was stuck on hold for an hour and ended up speaking with yet another Bobby-Tommy. I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but they somehow managed to mess up my account again. Do these companies really think giving a name Jennifer Warner to someone that could barely speak English would fool me into thinking I was speaking to an American?

by the2ndflood August 4, 2008