the2ndflood's definitions
1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
Get the Smegmous Alagentousmug. 1. A person that chooses to hunt for no other reason but to kill. 2. Someone that claims to be religious but kills without remorse. 3. A so-called "Outdoors Men" that doesn't find pleasure in just enjoying being outdoors; but rather kills animals for sport. 4. A murderer that kills humans for pleasure. 5. A Psychopath.
Needless Killers are just too common where I live. I once saw a man shoot a deer and then left it to rot in the street. He didn't eat it or anything. I found it odd that he had a "What would Jesus do?" bumper sticker on his truck.
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
Get the Needless Killermug. A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."
A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.
by the2ndflood August 22, 2008
Get the Hype Shoppermug. 1. A White man or woman that so desperately wants to be Black, that they only date Black men and women, and speak Ebonics. Also known as a Poser.
I saw this hot ass white chick at the club last night, but she said I was too white for her. I hate Juwanna Black chicks!
by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
Get the Juwanna Blackmug. Pronounced (Ji-Ness). Is another term for a woman's vagina. Can be used in both Past, and present Tense.
by the2ndflood March 11, 2008
Get the Gynismug. 1. When only the bottom of a woman's breasts are exposed. 2. When a woman is wearing a shirt that comes "UP" to the center of her nipples. 3. Also know and Bottom-Breasts. (Down-Shirt cleavage does not count as Nipple Cleavage.
by the2ndflood February 23, 2008
Get the Nipple Cleavagemug. 1. A man that is way out of his league with the ladies. 2. A man who is a level 3 or 4 going after level 10 women.
Do you see this guy? Is he really trying to hit on me? He is a No Card Stud. What the hell is he thinking!
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the No Card Studmug.