turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

stem

A small glass tube with a plastic lower inside sold at gas stations bought solely for the purpose of making a crackpipe.The flower is thrown away and a wad of mesh,usually copper pot scrubber is stuffed in one end.

I just hang out at the dope hole with my stem and catch smokers on the way out and smoke for free because they dont have the balls to carry a pipe on them.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

precursors

Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.

anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine

by the tweaker March 17, 2005

abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

baggie

Any plastic "zip-loc" container used to seal up and seperate product for sale.Cleat "jewelry" bags or with trademarks or designs.

After all the weed was divided up into nickel sized baggies,and the coke into quarter gram baggies,Igor hit the corner to get his ends.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

bwahaha

imitation of maniacal laughter used in the boo-yah tradition

Bwahaha,you got jacked for your pork rinds and your crack pipe in the same day,ever wonder if you may just be the bottom of the crackhead food chain?

by the tweaker February 16, 2004