turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

stem

A small glass tube with a plastic lower inside sold at gas stations bought solely for the purpose of making a crackpipe.The flower is thrown away and a wad of mesh,usually copper pot scrubber is stuffed in one end.

I just hang out at the dope hole with my stem and catch smokers on the way out and smoke for free because they dont have the balls to carry a pipe on them.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

baggie

Any plastic "zip-loc" container used to seal up and seperate product for sale.Cleat "jewelry" bags or with trademarks or designs.

After all the weed was divided up into nickel sized baggies,and the coke into quarter gram baggies,Igor hit the corner to get his ends.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

hook-ups

Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.

I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Fromunda Cheese

See Smegma.

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

cloud nine

A method of producing a rush by hyperventilating until passing out or by hyperventilating and then cutting off bloodflow to the brain with pressure to the neck.Causes twitching and spasmodic shit along with a whippet or nitrouslike effect.AKA elevators.

Those kids on e at the party were cloud nining each other and fishing out on the floor in the halls.I wanna try that.

by the tweaker February 18, 2004