by the storm drains October 12, 2009
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.
"we took this trip to garden grove."
chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."
chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."
by the storm drains May 16, 2009
steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
by the storm drains March 14, 2009
noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.
by the storm drains June 21, 2009
i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.
ready to dominate this show??
that shark just dominated a seal lion!
ready to dominate this show??
that shark just dominated a seal lion!
by the storm drains May 02, 2009
noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
by the storm drains April 05, 2009