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stuck in a slut

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.

Get the lubricant, I'm stuck in a slut

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.

I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.

I have lesbian side sluts on call.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

e-bay bumping

Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.

Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.

Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.

If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004