stuck in a slut

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.

Get the lubricant, I'm stuck in a slut

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

gauntlet

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

outwar

A form of internet game (term used loosely) where players form a clan or team by getting as many people as possible to click a link that leads to a page full of adverts, spyware, IP reading and lagging. The people with the most clicks to thier name get some manner of cheap receipt, such as an outwar t-shirt, or pittyful cash payment which must be collected in person from afghanistan (so no-one ever collects it). To actually be anywhere close to realising the top spots, much money and time must be given to conning innocent n00bs to the site, which probably outweighs the cost of the return prize.

slut: hello there
UouOTWER PLAYA5: pls cum 2 mi syt!!11
UouOTWER PLAYA5: www.x=6767676.outwar.com/dogshite
slut: I'm not going to lag my connection up with that outwar crap. Find someone else to join your werewolf clan
UouOTWER PLAYA5: om U FAGOT I H8 U V MUSH

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 11, 2004

waffle

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.

I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 07, 2004

President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004