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From Encyclopedia Italia 1932:

"The State not only is authority which governs and molds individual wills with laws and values of spiritual life, but it is also power which makes its will prevail abroad.... For the Fascist, everything is within the State and... neither individuals or groups are outside the State.... For Fascism, the State is an absolute, before which individuals or groups are only relative."


Fascism is an authoritarian form of government opposed to extending civil liberties (and even curtailing or removing existing ones) in exchange for radical empowerment of business and economy. Fascist countries usually have elite armies, and see war as a sport or honour event. Lax views on imperialism, a holier-than-thou immigration discrimination policies (first generation immigrants to work for half minimum wage), and everything 'for the state'.

If you're willing to abide by the rules, then fascism is your best friend. If not, the fascists give you a bullet.

Fascist governments make for powerhouse economies. Disenfranchised nations such as post WWI Italy & Germany, Early 20th Century Spain, post Korean war South Korea were on the brink of imploding economies, then clawed back ground to become some of the strongest countries in the world.

Germany has 3rd ranked economy currently, italy 7th, Spain 9th, South Korea 11th.
"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State"

Mussolini

"It is thus necessary that the individual should come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of his nation; that the position of the individual ego is conditioned solely by the interests of the nation as a whole ... that above all the unity of a nation's spirit and will are worth far more than the freedom of the spirit and will of an individual. .... This state of mind, which subordinates the interests of the ego to the conservation of the community, is really the first premise for every truly human culture .... we understand only the individual's capacity to make sacrifices for the community, for his fellow man."

Adolph Hitler, 1933

gun control 

Making sure the public can't fight back against criminals or secret police.

Well intended legislation in stable countries, but still poorly thought out.

The weapon of choice for bigot governments and invading armies since 1935
"Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext, with the view of confiscating them and leaving the population defenseless."

Vladimir Ilich Lenin

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future."

Adolf Hitler, 1935

oompa loompa porn 

Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.

gary glitter 

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

that goes without saying 

Statement of agreement issued after a vital stipulation has been uttered.
Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.

eleventy-seven 

The value of any unknown integer that can be counted in scores (tens) ie more than 20 but not in hundreds ie below 200.

The specific number is 117
eleventy-seven red balloons go by

taken for a cunt 

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.
I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.