by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004
One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004
King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.
"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
by the slut formerly known as your mother November 14, 2004
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004
Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.
by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004
UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.
I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 07, 2004
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004