pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

duel

A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

Cambodia

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

...deserted due to the huge numbers of landmines.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 09, 2004

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

gauntlet

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

not quite porn

Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.

Lego porn is not quite porn.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

atari

The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.

I remember how my father used to beat me at double dragon on my atari, and how I was really crap at that ghostbusters game.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004