the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

Daughter of the trade

A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.

Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"

Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

e-bay bumping

Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.

Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.

Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.

If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

cock cowboy

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.

Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004

taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.

I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004