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nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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emofied

To become immortal amongst emos and known as a demigod.

Spiritual descendants of emos or spiritual descendants of fallen angels.
All great Emo bands are emofied!

Jay and Kay are emofied from a previous life, and when they have kids, there kids will be emofied!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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The Queen of England

The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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cutters

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.
Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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snakes act

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!
Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
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