the moody poet's definitions
by The Moody Poet August 20, 2007
Get the PBUHmug. A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.
"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"
"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"
"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the cum tartmug. A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the dick cleanermug. When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the T.V Adsmug. Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Sin Watchmug. Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the camel jockeymug. An AIDS-Fuck is someone who knowingly spreads AIDS/HIV without thought or conscience to the victim their infecting.
An AIDS-Fuck is someone who goes out of their way to infect unsuspecting victims with contaminated blood or semen.
An AIDS-Fuck is said to be most at work when they are first diagnosed with HIV and go on an infecting crusade to deal with the loss they feel.
An AIDS-Fuck is someone who goes out of their way to infect unsuspecting victims with contaminated blood or semen.
An AIDS-Fuck is said to be most at work when they are first diagnosed with HIV and go on an infecting crusade to deal with the loss they feel.
"Did you hear that dirty little AIDS-Fuck from Coburg was arrested for infecting guys and girls with HIV?" "What an AIDS-Fuck!"
"I hope Sarah doesn't go home with the slimy bastard from that club, he looks like a definite AIDS-Fuck." See Indonesia.
"Did you hear Tina slept with that African guy Mohib?" "I bet she just got the AIDS-Fuck of her young life!"
"Hey 'Baby Pimp' I gotta get my ass streetside to give those hot rodeo's the AIDS-Fuck of their young lives!"
"I hope Sarah doesn't go home with the slimy bastard from that club, he looks like a definite AIDS-Fuck." See Indonesia.
"Did you hear Tina slept with that African guy Mohib?" "I bet she just got the AIDS-Fuck of her young life!"
"Hey 'Baby Pimp' I gotta get my ass streetside to give those hot rodeo's the AIDS-Fuck of their young lives!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Get the AIDS-Fuckmug.