When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007
From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
by The Moody Poet August 28, 2006
When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet October 29, 2006
by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007
Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
The killing of an infant under the age of one year.
Some people argue that abortion is also infanticide. In some cases abortion is needed to save the pregnant mother because of severe medical problems that would result in the death of the pregnant mother, but in other cases abortion has been used as an elective surgery to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.
There are different forms of abortions from Medical Abortion, Therapeutic Abortion, Spontaneous Abortion, Induced Abortion, Surgical Abortion, Sex-Selective Abortion, Backyard Abortion and Elective Abortion.
In some countries infanticide has been argued that if a child is born with a congenital disorder or significant morbidity i.e. very retarded or fucked up, that infanticide should be allowed. This is in my opinion could also be called Infant Euthanasia or murder.
Some people argue that abortion is also infanticide. In some cases abortion is needed to save the pregnant mother because of severe medical problems that would result in the death of the pregnant mother, but in other cases abortion has been used as an elective surgery to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.
There are different forms of abortions from Medical Abortion, Therapeutic Abortion, Spontaneous Abortion, Induced Abortion, Surgical Abortion, Sex-Selective Abortion, Backyard Abortion and Elective Abortion.
In some countries infanticide has been argued that if a child is born with a congenital disorder or significant morbidity i.e. very retarded or fucked up, that infanticide should be allowed. This is in my opinion could also be called Infant Euthanasia or murder.
Infanticide has been found to exist in over populated countries where poverty is massive i.e. China and India.
Child sacrifice is another form of infanticide.
To leave your baby in the middle of nowhere to the elements of nature is infanticide.
To abandon your baby to die because the baby is female and you have to pay a dowry is female infanticide.
Child sacrifice is another form of infanticide.
To leave your baby in the middle of nowhere to the elements of nature is infanticide.
To abandon your baby to die because the baby is female and you have to pay a dowry is female infanticide.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
A person who will do anything to get a part in a movie or a part on a television show! Even if that means using their body for acts of prostitution to trade sex for acting roles. See casting couch or portable casting couch.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be found in the pages of The Valley of The Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.
Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent.
-On the phone with her mother
Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
-Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics-
Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.
Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent.
-On the phone with her mother
Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
-Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics-
Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.
Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
by The Moody Poet August 26, 2006