Definitions by the moody poet
nugget my balls
A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
nugget my balls by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
dick cleaner
A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
dick cleaner by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
A Beat
A Beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.
A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.
Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.
A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.
A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.
Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.
A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.
"I saw this Big Greek Dick sticking out of the bushes on the 'Hampstead Heath' in the U.K!" "I could have sworn it was George Michael's."
"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"
Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.
"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"
Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.
A Beat by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Cock-Death
Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
Cock-Death by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
sling fuck
A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
sling fuck by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
burqa
The burqa is a woman’s garment sometimes worn by deviant men, which is used to cover up a woman’s or mans entire face, accept their eyes. The burqa is said to be popular among prostitutes who play out ‘The Dance of the Seven Veils’ where strips of veils are peeled off until the dancer is completely stark raving naked.
Historically the burqa has been used by scarlet women who were not able to control their sexual appetites, so were ordered to keep covering up until only their eyes were left to cover up with a shallow veil. An example is the beautiful young Salomé who danced for King Herod, his lords, commanders and important guests, peeling off her seven veils until she was left wearing barely a stitch of clothing. Much like a Cher concert accept a lot more pornographic. See sex toys and Jezebel.
The burqa is a Muslim veil that gives off mysterious hints of sensuality.
The burqa is a stereotypical image of a courtesan, harem women and working prostitutes in Muslim countries. See veil fetishism and mud races.
The burqa has undergone recent modernization with Kylie Minogue wearing a cut up burqa revealing naked flesh, boobs and ass. See democracy.
The burqa is a Muslim veil in the form of a variety of headdresses worn in accordance with hijab (the principle of dressing modestly). See The Prophet Muhammad.
History notes that women who wear the burqa are said to be women who cannot trust themselves sexually in the company of men or who are oppressed by men that will not allow them to have the same sexual freedom as them. emotionally raped.
The burqa is to cover up, to hide, to conceal, to not be seen, or heard, or of little importance in facial expression or of facial appearance.
The burqa is Islamic clothing and varies from country to country. Taliban enforced all women to wear full Afghan burqa’s or suffer death. To have but a hair sticking out of your burka was to also suffer rape then death.
The burqa is said to hide a woman’s shame and keep her behind a closed veiled curtain.
Historically the burqa has been used by scarlet women who were not able to control their sexual appetites, so were ordered to keep covering up until only their eyes were left to cover up with a shallow veil. An example is the beautiful young Salomé who danced for King Herod, his lords, commanders and important guests, peeling off her seven veils until she was left wearing barely a stitch of clothing. Much like a Cher concert accept a lot more pornographic. See sex toys and Jezebel.
The burqa is a Muslim veil that gives off mysterious hints of sensuality.
The burqa is a stereotypical image of a courtesan, harem women and working prostitutes in Muslim countries. See veil fetishism and mud races.
The burqa has undergone recent modernization with Kylie Minogue wearing a cut up burqa revealing naked flesh, boobs and ass. See democracy.
The burqa is a Muslim veil in the form of a variety of headdresses worn in accordance with hijab (the principle of dressing modestly). See The Prophet Muhammad.
History notes that women who wear the burqa are said to be women who cannot trust themselves sexually in the company of men or who are oppressed by men that will not allow them to have the same sexual freedom as them. emotionally raped.
The burqa is to cover up, to hide, to conceal, to not be seen, or heard, or of little importance in facial expression or of facial appearance.
The burqa is Islamic clothing and varies from country to country. Taliban enforced all women to wear full Afghan burqa’s or suffer death. To have but a hair sticking out of your burka was to also suffer rape then death.
The burqa is said to hide a woman’s shame and keep her behind a closed veiled curtain.
Lotus believed she was not oppressed, but having being emotionally raped from birth with Islam; it was very hard to dig her out from the hole she was in.
The Taliban raped and killed women who did not wear the Afghan burqa, or who wore it in an inappropriate manner that had a hair sticking out.
She did not have to worry about grooming herself or watching her figure, as who would notice her under the full burqa she was wearing?
The Taliban raped and killed women who did not wear the Afghan burqa, or who wore it in an inappropriate manner that had a hair sticking out.
She did not have to worry about grooming herself or watching her figure, as who would notice her under the full burqa she was wearing?
burqa by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
pussy pinch
To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
pussy pinch by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007