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Definitions by the moody booze

A children's Bible. These are books containing simplified, plain-english bible stories with lots of pictures and very little of the smiting and nastiness contained in the actual Bible.
Aw lookit, there's lil Darcy readin' from his bibbel and prayin' to Jesus.
bibbel by the moody booze August 4, 2008

margarous 

overweight and flabby. Used especially to refer to someone who tries to eat healthier foods (like margarine instead of butter) but eats them in such quantities that s/he gets fat anyway.
Becky's all about vegetables and skim milk, but if she doesn't learn some portion control she's going to get margarous by the summer.
margarous by the moody booze August 3, 2008

classturbation 

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.
1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.

2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.
Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.
skallow by the moody booze August 2, 2008
The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.
PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.
bancakes by the moody booze June 23, 2008

buddhism 

Asian philosophy/religion, the central message of which is NOT every man for himself.
Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself!'
buddhism by the moody booze April 8, 2008
Rape. Corresponds to the police code for same. As 187 is to murder, 261 is to rape.
Richie is one sick motherfucker. He's down with the 261, and then he'll kill you just for good measure.
261 by the moody booze March 19, 2008