overweight and flabby. Used especially to refer to someone who tries to eat healthier foods (like margarine instead of butter) but eats them in such quantities that s/he gets fat anyway.
Becky's all about vegetables and skim milk, but if she doesn't learn some portion control she's going to get margarous by the summer.
those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.
Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.
1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.
2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.
Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.
Acronym for Multiple Female Shower Scene. Often found in teenage sex comedies and softcore porn. Examples in Porky's, Private School for Girls, and just about any "women in prison" film.
That was the hottest MFSS I've ever seen.
to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.
After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.
to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms.
LOL u cans not turn back mah zalt
sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartment.
Mark's foyeurism is really annoying; last night I caught him watching the girl across the hall take in her groceries.