A children's Bible. These are books containing simplified, plain-english bible stories with lots of pictures and very little of the smiting and nastiness contained in the actual Bible.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.
After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
1) to covertly masturbate in school.
2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.
2) my ex girlfriend.
2) my ex girlfriend.
Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.
PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.
by the moody booze June 23, 2008
A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008