Definitions by the moody booze

spandle 

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

spandle by the moody booze August 5, 2008

rawcism 

obstinate prejudicial hatred of cooked food. Rawcists have a manner and ideology similar to hippies, vegans and vegeterrorists, except they only eat raw food - including meat.

Rawcist: Dude, don't you know that when you cook that corn you burn the soul out of it?

Sane person: WTF? Rawcism!!!

rawcism by the moody booze August 5, 2008

zalt 

to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms.

LOL u cans not turn back mah zalt

zalt by the moody booze August 5, 2008

vapula 

n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.

2) my ex girlfriend.

Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.

vapula by the moody booze August 5, 2008

foyeurism 

sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartment.

Mark's foyeurism is really annoying; last night I caught him watching the girl across the hall take in her groceries.

foyeurism by the moody booze August 4, 2008

plantacate 

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.

After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.

plantacate by the moody booze August 4, 2008

vuel 

A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.

Reed was all over me last night, but eventually I just ran out of vuel.

vuel by the moody booze August 4, 2008