vapula

n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.

2) my ex girlfriend.

Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

Vapelationship

Relationship formed after a vape shot gun. Vaping is what the relationship is solely based on.

Chad: hey how did y’all meet?

Eric: we vape shotgunned and now we are in a vapelationship

by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017

Vanulator

Often refred to the wonderful VWT4 Indigo Blue can proudly owned by AmabokoT4.

Gosh, look there goes the Vanulator. I wish I was as lucky as AmabokoT4 and have his Indigo Blue VW T4 800 Special Transporter Van.

by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009

Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.

Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...

by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013

vapulation

the act of flogging - one subject beats another either with hand or the aid of other intruments.

1. "Come here boy, you deserve vapulation. I'll use the cane."

by metaljim May 27, 2005

vapulent

random of the random, you cant get anymore random than this. It's like if a Yu-Gi-Oh freak walks up to a porn star and tries to relate understanding the game and having sex. it gets gross when the money shot comes up.

You are so vapulent.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.

by Andrew Shea May 14, 2003

vatulance

to Queef; to expel air from the vagina; vaginal flatulance

Sex was so hot and heavy with my girl, she had vatulance!

by Tee Wee October 19, 2015