Definitions by the last name meadows is gay

phurricane 

When you helicopter with your penis then ejaculate

Bro I phurricaned all over her face last night

phurricane by the last name meadows is gay September 30, 2011

Bo-Jangles 

The initials used by BJ Upton of the Tampa Bay Rays. He's retarded cuz his name is Melvin Emanuel.

Son: Dad, what does the BJ mean for BJ Upton stand for?
Dad: Bo-Jangles son.

Bo-Jangles by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

The Bible 

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

The Bible by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

Mammoth Tusk 

A transvestite that went from woman to man that has a huge penis made from the skin from there ass, boobs, and wenis.

Ew that shemale got a Mammoth Tusk.

Mammoth Tusk by the last name meadows is gay July 14, 2011

Boston Red Sox 

The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!

The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick

Boston Red Sox by The last name meadows is gay July 9, 2011

itchin' in the kitchen

When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area

Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man

itchin' in the kitchen by The last name meadows is gay July 9, 2011