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Definitions by the duke

Full House Hopper 

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.
It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.
Full House Hopper by The Duke March 1, 2005
Scavenge, to acquire by stealth and cunning
Skav by the duke November 24, 2004
n., Food. i.e. grub
- see also "giblage"
Im stoned out of my fuckin gourd. Lets hit up some gibble.
gibble by The Duke June 29, 2004

Stanky Buddah 

Really stinky bud (marijuana). Coined by the Duke of Port New. S'right.
Stanky Buddah by The Duke May 7, 2004
Lemme get a blizzy sip of that beer.
blizzy by The Duke November 12, 2003