snickers

A turd that's chock full of peanuts.

I pinched off a snickers that must have been a foot and a half long.

by The Duke July 23, 2003

bomb meds

The best medical marijuana around

Dude Dukes bomb meds are amazing!!!

by The duke June 08, 2017

Full House Hopper

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.

It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.

by The Duke March 01, 2005

gibble

n., Food. i.e. grub
- see also "giblage"

Im stoned out of my fuckin gourd. Lets hit up some gibble.

by The Duke June 29, 2004

Stanky Buddah

Really stinky bud (marijuana). Coined by the Duke of Port New. S'right.

Stanky Buddah!

by The Duke May 08, 2004

Skav

Scavenge, to acquire by stealth and cunning

To scavenge supplies

by the duke November 25, 2004

Super-hardcore-mega-bitch

A woman who has 12 to a 14 inch dildo stuck up her enourmously flabby or loose ass and therefore lashes out at a society that refuses to help her remove it. But she deserves it, the fucking bitch...

Yo, that super-hardcore-mega-bitch was hella bitchy today.

by The Duke May 06, 2003