the commodore 's definitions

emowobble

v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.

I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.

I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

JJJ

Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)

teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it

willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ

teddy : what’s JJJ

willy : just jizz january

by the commodore January 2, 2021

trim reaper

A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.

Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

bromantic

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.

So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008