the beast's definitions

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

Bilbo

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

by The Beast April 25, 2005

frodo

a dick with hair more than twice the dick's length

DUDE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THAT NASTY frodo!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

by the BEAST July 6, 2004

Czech It out

a phrase used to bring attention to something of czech origin

"oh man that meatpie looks awesome, can I Czech it out?

by The Beast February 26, 2004

mutual

noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er

I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual

by the beast April 23, 2003