the Mad Shatter's definitions

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Pocket Trout

A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.

hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

barn dance

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.

Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.

by The mad shatter November 29, 2017

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

jackastrophe

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005