by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
1. To fart
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
What the hell is going on in that room?
I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
by The mad shatter December 03, 2018
When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
by The mad shatter December 03, 2018