Definitions by the Mad Shatter
high rise surprise
Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
high rise surprise by The mad shatter November 29, 2017
mail fail
Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
mail fail by The mad shatter November 14, 2017
park my breakfast
A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
park my breakfast by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
nope-licate
You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.
Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
nope-licate by The mad shatter July 13, 2017
high touch
Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
high touch by The mad shatter April 28, 2017
brown nose creeper
When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
brown nose creeper by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
bombastard
Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
bombastard by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005