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breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 26, 2004

gooly

Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.

Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!

by the January 15, 2021

kiddie pool

when you are fucking a girl missionary and you're about to blow your load in her, you pull out and fill her belly button with your jizz (so obviously she has to have a hole instead of that sticking out shit)

i was fucking your mom last nite and i filled her kiddie pool

by the October 21, 2004

Uriah heep

Uriah Heep was an organ driven band of the seventies who gave us great songs like Gypsy, Rain, And the epic Magicians Birthday. They were Originally fronted by one of the greatest frontmen ever David Byron.

Very Humble Very Heavy

by The December 16, 2004

tang

1. a spaceage drink;
2. pussy

guy 1 :"they say that in the year 3000 there will be like 1000 flavours of tang"
guy 2 :"yea, and the juice will be good too"

by the November 14, 2004

Pelicans

Clubs of gays.

I like to enter pelicans.

by the January 30, 2021

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004