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gaytag

Any appliance from the manufacturer Maytag produced in a gay (purple or pink) color, or otherwise deemed by a certified expert to be "gay."

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Dude, you've got a fuckin' Gaytag washing machine.
by thaks May 22, 2006
mugGet the gaytagmug.

nuclear war

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...
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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
by thaks June 1, 2006
mugGet the nuclear warmug.

Canada

The best friend of the United States, along with the UK and Australia. Its people are generally much more calm, rational and reasonable than their counterparts to the south. Its soldiers fought bravely and in countless cases died with honor side by side with British and American troops in the trenches of the Great War, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the mountains of Korea. Has a history and culture similar to our own, but generally less obsessed with violence and killing. Tends to be more liberal politically, never having had slavery or segragation, and less puritanical when dealing with alcohol and marijuana. Has a large French-speaking population, which, to their credit, has not yet surrendered to Germany in any war. As a nation, tends to be fairly honest and trustworthy, as evidenced by its stable currency and respectable diplomatic standing in the world. To the best of my knowledge, no Canadian citizens or interests have ever been explicitly targeted by international terrorists, and no Canadian army has ever invaded another country unprovoked.
Because of their usually sunny disposition, especially when compared with citizens of the US, Canadians are often seen as naive, gullible and/or not very pugnacious. Any student of history will find ample evidence to refute this stereotype.
Capital: Ottawa
Pop.: 33.1 million (2006)
Independence: July 1st, 1867 and December 11th, 1931 (there is a logical explanation for this)
GDP: $1.08 trillion (11th largest in the world)
Flag: Three vertical bands (red, white, red) with maple leaf centered in white band. Not very offensive, rarely burned by Muslims.
I'd rather have Canada as my neighbor than any other country in the world.
by thaks April 27, 2006
mugGet the Canadamug.

dunk

Noun.

1. Short form of podunk.
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1. Billy Bob lives way out in the dunk.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the dunkmug.

berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.
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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.
by thaks May 28, 2006
mugGet the berlin wallmug.

frigate

Noun.

1. A relatively small, lightly armed warship normally tasked with ASW (anti-submarine warfare) and POS (protection of shipping, i.e. convoy escort). Frigates are less expensive than destroyers, and are therefore much more common among smaller navies. Frigate hulls are generally large enough to accomodate a full weapons suite, but frigates in large navies such as that of the United States are more lightly armed than the maximum weight available. Modern frigates typically carry at least one helicopter for ASW and SAR (search and rescue).

NATO standard designations are: FF (gun frigate), FFG (guided missile frigate), FFGN (nuclear-powered guided missile frigate, no longer used), and DE (destroyer escort, no longer used).
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1. Two british frigates, the HMS Ardent and HMS Antelope, were sunk by Argentina during the Falklands War of 1982.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the frigatemug.

tag

Verb.

1. To shoot another person with a firearm.
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1. The Iraqis tried to cross the street under fire, and a couple of them got tagged.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the tagmug.

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