tag

Verb.

1. To shoot another person with a firearm.
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1. The Iraqis tried to cross the street under fire, and a couple of them got tagged.
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alunk

Adjective.

1. To get drunk alone. Contraction of "alone" and "drunk." Fairly straightforward.
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1. I was depressed after breaking up with my girlfriend, so I got alunk.
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sedan redneck

Noun.

1. A redneck who is not even redneck enough to drive a pickup truck. Instead he or she drives a low-end American-made sedan, usually a Dodge Neon, Chevy Malibu or other equivalent type.

2. A lower class among hicks. Not a true redneck enough to hold a manual-labor job, so does not drive a pickup truck like normal rednecks.
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There was a traffic jam of sedan rednecks outside of Wal-Mart today during the lunch break.
by thaks June 11, 2006
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bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
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cruiser

Noun.

1. A large warship, well armed and equally capable of operating in fleet air defense, anti-submarine, and flagship roles. Larger than a destroyer, it is usually the largest warship in most navies today, short of aircraft carriers. Few navies can afford to build cruisers or buy them second-hand, so a fleet with even a single cruiser is considered respectable. Although very common among navies until the end of the Cold War, cruisers are expensive to operate and are now only found in the navies of the United States (27), Russia (8), Peru (2), and Italy (1).

NATO standard designations for cruisers are: CL (light cruiser, no longer used), CA (heavy cruiser, no longer used), CC (command cruiser, no longer used), CB (battlecruiser, no longer used), CG (guided missile cruiser), and CGN (nuclear-powered guided missile cruiser, now only in use in Russia).
The Argentine cruiser General Belgrano was sunk by a British submarine during the Falklands War of 1982. It is the largest warship sunk in combat since the end of World War Two.
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open up shop

Verb.

1. To commence an undertaking.

2. To beat the crap out of someone.

3. To fuck wildly.

4. To turn the tables during an Ultimate Frisbee game.
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1. We should really open up shop on Project Apollo.

2. If he keeps pissing me off, I'm gonna open up shop on that asshole.

3. Dude, she's hot. I'd definitely open up shop on her.

4. We were losing pretty badly until we gave up the zone defense and opened up shop on them.
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destroyer

Noun.

1. A medium-sized warship, usually with a displacement of between 3,500 and 6,500 tons. Larger than a Frigate, but smaller than a Cruiser. Primarily tasked with fleet air defense, most modern destroyers are equally capable in ASW (anti-submarine warfare). Not considered large enough to act as a flagship, but sufficiently large to carry out independent operations. The word "destroyer" comes from the ship's original task, to destroy smaller, faster torpedo boats before they could sink capital ships.

2. NATO standard designations for destroyers are: DD (gun destroyer), DDG (guided missile destroyer), and DDGN (nuclear-powered guided missile destroyer, discontinued in July 1975).
Most blue-water navies include at least a few destroyers.
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