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nuclear war

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...
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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
by thaks June 1, 2006
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gaytag

Any appliance from the manufacturer Maytag produced in a gay (purple or pink) color, or otherwise deemed by a certified expert to be "gay."

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Dude, you've got a fuckin' Gaytag washing machine.
by thaks May 22, 2006
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frigate

Noun.

1. A relatively small, lightly armed warship normally tasked with ASW (anti-submarine warfare) and POS (protection of shipping, i.e. convoy escort). Frigates are less expensive than destroyers, and are therefore much more common among smaller navies. Frigate hulls are generally large enough to accomodate a full weapons suite, but frigates in large navies such as that of the United States are more lightly armed than the maximum weight available. Modern frigates typically carry at least one helicopter for ASW and SAR (search and rescue).

NATO standard designations are: FF (gun frigate), FFG (guided missile frigate), FFGN (nuclear-powered guided missile frigate, no longer used), and DE (destroyer escort, no longer used).
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1. Two british frigates, the HMS Ardent and HMS Antelope, were sunk by Argentina during the Falklands War of 1982.
by thaks April 26, 2006
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dunk

Noun.

1. Short form of podunk.
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1. Billy Bob lives way out in the dunk.
by thaks April 26, 2006
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cruiser

Noun.

1. A large warship, well armed and equally capable of operating in fleet air defense, anti-submarine, and flagship roles. Larger than a destroyer, it is usually the largest warship in most navies today, short of aircraft carriers. Few navies can afford to build cruisers or buy them second-hand, so a fleet with even a single cruiser is considered respectable. Although very common among navies until the end of the Cold War, cruisers are expensive to operate and are now only found in the navies of the United States (27), Russia (8), Peru (2), and Italy (1).

NATO standard designations for cruisers are: CL (light cruiser, no longer used), CA (heavy cruiser, no longer used), CC (command cruiser, no longer used), CB (battlecruiser, no longer used), CG (guided missile cruiser), and CGN (nuclear-powered guided missile cruiser, now only in use in Russia).
The Argentine cruiser General Belgrano was sunk by a British submarine during the Falklands War of 1982. It is the largest warship sunk in combat since the end of World War Two.
by thaks April 26, 2006
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bubble

1. A Toyota Previa.
2. A minivan manufactured by the Japanese carmaker Toyota.
Short form: Bub
by thaks April 25, 2006
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berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.
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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.
by thaks May 28, 2006
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