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tom cruise 

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
tom cruise by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
arguably the best current team in the MLB, they won 14 out the last 15 games and are stocked up on quality players with Nomahhhh,Maddux,Drew and some very productive rookies and a roster full of players that can hit well and play various positions

they also have a very diverse and rich history dating back to brooklyn

the Dodgers also swept those last place, cock master San Francisco Giants...........so you Giant fan bastards can STFU
Giants fan: d00d we own the dodgers

me: you know you got owned and swept right?

Giants fan: we gotz teh barry bonds

me: i see him! thats him with a needle stuck in his butt-cheek and rubbing cream on his arm
dodgers by tha truth teller August 19, 2006

el pollo loco 

a restaurant that operates in the Los Angeles/So Cal area and sells latin food, like some delicious grilled chicken.

those who have tried food from el pollo can agree with me and say that its way better than the steroided fried junk from KFC and Popeyes
i was hungry and had 4 bucks, so i went to el pollo loco
el pollo loco by tha truth teller August 18, 2006

CD Player 

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998
CD Player by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
a bay area hip-hop artist (notice i said hip-hop,not rap...if you dont know the difference you fully deserve to get shot)

e-40 goes by un-noticed has been making music before most of the bastards in todays industrialized rap genre were born....and NO three six mafia werent the first ones to start the "poppin my collar" trend it was e-40
if you think e-40s first ever song is called "U and Dat" then stop reading this and hang yourself for claiming to know all about hip-hop
e-40 by tha truth teller August 13, 2006
EB is short for EB Games, which is like a pawn shop for video games where you can trade in and buy new/used video games

it is also the only place where their employees are able to get away with Robbery by giving you almost nothing for what you trade in
i went to EB and traded in my XBOX, PSP, and 3 games and got $20 in store credit!!!
EB by tha truth teller August 13, 2006
the most over-looked, yet best fighter in the entireMortal Kombat series

but people dont take him seriously because he wears a purple outfit
i just whipped Scorpions ass with Rain and i slaughtered Kano too!
Rain by tha truth teller August 8, 2006