terryzz's definitions

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

DUBYAD

HAVING BEEN BLAMED; being named the scapegoat for issues too large and complicated for any one (1) person to comprehend; having been placed at fault when your naive,hopeful interpretation of mankind's nature causes the stuff to hit the fan;when their are thousands at fault,yet you are named "THE ONE" to take it up the yingyang; an overestimater of colleague's retention of important details resulting in mass public berating of personal capability.

The boss just dubyad me for setting the analog clock exactly 12 hours fast !

by terryzz February 15, 2009

schnozberry

When you feel a slight restriction of your airway,causing you to make a deliberate ,yet somethow, subconcious effort to swallow your saliva hard. At which time you sense an amount of phlegm being foced down your esophagus, after this awakening of your "being" you feel hardened surfaces on said phlegm, reminding you of a raisin or stale gummybear. What you just ingested was a "schnozberry".

1979 disco dude ;"that was a freekin $20.00 schnozberry !

by terryzz February 17, 2009

I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.

two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?

by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009

N.A.A.C.P.

abbreviation;
N.ational
A.ssociation
A.dvancement
C.racker
P.eople
Once a bigoted form of the preferential accumulation of funds used to soothe, yet subversively patronize a minority (and shrinking) voice in U.S sociodemographics.

I went to the grocery store and the cracker isle was crowded with N.A.A.C.P. philanthropists. The "Cracker Barrel" was being picketed by N.A.A.C.P. constituents.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

WOODTICK

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.

Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".

All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".

by terryzz February 17, 2009