terryzz's definitions

wit

a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

obamamama

A socioeconomic standing; any unwed mother who has given birth to more than the national average 2.4 brats; requirements include; no visible source of taxed income;no other wage earner reported on their 1040ez; typically has an open case with the Department of Human Services,or Social Security Disability division. Sometimes "dances" to make her way through "college".

THE OCTUPLET'S MAMA claims she is the nemesis of the Obamamama.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.

Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

nigger

Slang, the incorrect pronunciation of negroe(spanish for black?) May be from "Nigerian" a word that is so politically incorrect to say that, I can make fun of a cracker, woodtick, obamamama, dubyad, mindfuck, nascar, fatulence, N.A.A.C.P., nascarsistic, brownie points,but a definition of nigger when intercepted by an editor of ud, who is socially hemophilic, that a positive message, using wit, about human frailty and potential resilliance to euphamisms, is rejected. This is typical in today's culture, the allowable definition of any slang word is a matter of subjectiveness and should not be censored. SEE; "nigger", many ignorant/hateful definitions are in use, merely because they were edited by a human being with a different perception of "improper". It has been said:" We are evolving at different rates". SOURCES: "A WIDE VARIETY OF CURRENT AND HISTORICAL MEDIA"

nigger is a bad word when used to demean another person, nigger is a good word when used as a brotherly euphamism, in the profound word's of Forest Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Obamanomics

noun;, a euphamism describing Barack Hussein Obama's method of strengthening the global economic positioning of the Obamanation / "United" States of America. Once promising "change we can believe in", the "steadfast" course that Obama (45th president of the United States) has taken. Critics from both parties will "ride the fence" until a positive result is achieved from this course of action taken by Obama.

woodtick # 1: yeah, I just heard Obama signed a bill that is gonna get us in debt for the next 2 or 3 generations"
woodtick #2 "yep, it's only something like 800 billion dollars, that's better than a trillion."
woodtick # 1: "well... let me see...800 billion dollars, that's uh... 80 trillion pennies. That's alot of change."
woodtick # 2: "yea man, that's change we can believe in."
woodtick # 1: "sounds like Obamanomics to me."

by terryzz February 24, 2009

UD'd

An overconsumption of URBAN DICTIONARY that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this OD of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, "zoning", divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), Your results may not be listed above, Your rights vary from state to state. Not valid in Alaska, Peurto Rico or Hawaii,. There is no known cure approved by the FDA. In an Independent study: Has been shown to diminish the 4 hour Hard-On, (a potential side effect of viagra, cialus, etc.).

I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd... therefore... I am.

by terryzz February 18, 2009