LPN 

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

LPN by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

lpnoq 

Lick penis now or quit.

John: why are you stopping?
Helen: i am getting worn out.
John: hey! Do it right or not at all!. Lpnoq!!!

lpnoq by bobblack October 16, 2012

lpnjivgyxdrawmkobhucftzseq 

Hello, person viewing this page! You are at the most boring part of your life so far. Nothing in your life will be boring than this very moment you are in now. Life will only go uphill from here, as long as you keep trying hard to get out of this low point.

Hello, @Fowlware#3696. I am delivering this message to you, for I was directed here by the "lpnjivgyxdrawmkobhucftzseq" Urban Dictionary page.

lpnjivgyxdrawmkobhucftzseq by f3wl May 22, 2023

lpnjimkovybhucftvgyzsexdrqaw 

The ultimate definition of boredom. Only a few come back from here.

"I've done every keyboard combination. Wait! What about lpnjimkovybhucftvgyzsexdrqaw!

lpnjimkovybhucftvgyzsexdrqaw by BlackTight11 December 13, 2021

lpnjivgyxdraw 

At this point you are halfway through the process of decay and only have three words done on your assignment. If you try typing anything else your fingers are likely to fall off and your brain will collapse in on itself.

Student 1:I can't take it much longer, I am dying of boredom.
Student 2:Have you tried typing lpnjivgyxdraw?
Student 1:Yes.
Student 2:Did it help?
Student 1:*Jaw drops off of face and clatters on floor as their skin melts away revealing yellowed bones*
Student 2:Oh.

lpnjivgyxdraw by Bored Student*~* March 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022