a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.
Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
witareah; noun: sympomatic human condition brougt on by narcissistic over use of UD. Often will cause contingent side effects, of an intensity, that may be described as UD"D. The side effect of this OCD can not be self dagnosed. The residual splatter may accumulate on "sensitive" bystanders to a thickness that is no longer bearable by said bystander. Inteeligent editors of UD have a propensity to recognize this splattering and shield others from it. This person afflicted with witareah will have no real fans because we all know what happens when it hits it. Leaving their mark in more places than mr. hankee (the christmas poo), it is easy to track down the incontinent one and advise him/her of their condition. Be prepared to have some kind of self absorbed ego massaging rhetoric sprayed in your direction. The source of brownie points
by terryzz February 23, 2009
noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.
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by terryzz February 24, 2009
HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.
by terryzz February 14, 2009
by terryzz February 17, 2009
ABBREVIATION:(why are there 2 b's in abbreviation,,Irony); for attention whore. Use when in ignorant company, or within earshot of the abbreviated one. The use of A.W. will halt the potential metamorphisis into a TENSION WHORE.
I used to drink rootbeer, but my old lady is such an A.W. , that now I drink Jack Daniels. OH.. HI HONEY... could you mix me another drink... pretty please, YOU are THE best! !.
by terryzz February 18, 2009