terryzz's definitions

UD'd

An overconsumption of URBAN DICTIONARY that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this OD of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, "zoning", divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), Your results may not be listed above, Your rights vary from state to state. Not valid in Alaska, Peurto Rico or Hawaii,. There is no known cure approved by the FDA. In an Independent study: Has been shown to diminish the 4 hour Hard-On, (a potential side effect of viagra, cialus, etc.).

I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd... therefore... I am.

by terryzz February 18, 2009

nascarsistic

HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.

What a nascarsistic S.O.B ! THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF AN ECNALUBMA DRIVER.

by terryzz February 14, 2009

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

oxymoron

noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.

military intelligents,
cracker work,
igger work,
microsoft works,
urban dictionary

oxymoron definition,

by terryzz February 24, 2009

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

DUBYAD

HAVING BEEN BLAMED; being named the scapegoat for issues too large and complicated for any one (1) person to comprehend; having been placed at fault when your naive,hopeful interpretation of mankind's nature causes the stuff to hit the fan;when their are thousands at fault,yet you are named "THE ONE" to take it up the yingyang; an overestimater of colleague's retention of important details resulting in mass public berating of personal capability.

The boss just dubyad me for setting the analog clock exactly 12 hours fast !

by terryzz February 15, 2009

N.A.A.C.P.

abbreviation;
N.ational
A.ssociation
A.dvancement
C.racker
P.eople
Once a bigoted form of the preferential accumulation of funds used to soothe, yet subversively patronize a minority (and shrinking) voice in U.S sociodemographics.

I went to the grocery store and the cracker isle was crowded with N.A.A.C.P. philanthropists. The "Cracker Barrel" was being picketed by N.A.A.C.P. constituents.

by terryzz February 15, 2009