terryzz's definitions

Obamanation

Formerly known as "The United States of America"; a beautiful homogenous blend of tree huggin,soap sellin,checkwritin,viagra gulpin,i.d fabricatin,dope smokin,kuran and bible thumpin, two faced ex-race guilted victims. Now all residents claim to be of mexa- afro-euro-indiasian desent. All living in perfect harmony,even comedians have something other than race-related material. A.K.A ; NEW FRANCE

SUNG TO;from"all in the family" Didn't need no welfare state...everybody pulled their weight... mister we could use a plan for Obamanation again....

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

WOODTICK

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.

Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

N.A.A.C.P.

abbreviation;
N.ational
A.ssociation
A.dvancement
C.racker
P.eople
Once a bigoted form of the preferential accumulation of funds used to soothe, yet subversively patronize a minority (and shrinking) voice in U.S sociodemographics.

I went to the grocery store and the cracker isle was crowded with N.A.A.C.P. philanthropists. The "Cracker Barrel" was being picketed by N.A.A.C.P. constituents.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Igknowlledgance

adj; /adv; /noun ; to describe a human being's level of combined intellect, knowledge, ignorance : summary of definition: knowing just enough about any given subject that when actively interacting and becoming a participant in said subject, you will likely become dangerous to yourself, your belongings, and to other parties involved closely or seemingly far removed. (see: common sense), (stupid), (also):

igknowlledgant

igknowlledge

"Terry was goofin around on his computer and somehow crashed the Internet.(the whole damn thing)
He wasn't aware of his Igknowlledgance.

Oppenheimer and Einstein were Igknowlledgant, though concerned about atomic fusion, or fision, and the repercussions there of, they acted on it anyway...oops. You'd a thought knowing every action has an equal and opposite reaction they woulda shit canned the idea.
"They're only human."

by terryzz February 25, 2009

Saranalyze

When your condition of well being is rendered by a psychologist , psychiatrist, M.D., RHODE'S scholar, human behavioral expert, anthropologist, clinical assistant, R.N. , LPN. CENA , PHD , mba, bs. or pharmacuetical testing individual.

Terry walks into his neghborhood mental health clinic, wearing nothing but clear plastic food wrap, at the front desk he tells the receptionist he believes it would be helpful if one of the attending counselors could analyze his current obsession. The receptionist looks up from her desk, and startled says; "All you have on is sir, sir... Saranalyze you ???!!SIR!!! I can clearly see your nuts !."

by terryzz February 27, 2009

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

by terryzz February 24, 2009