terryzz's definitions

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

nascarsistic

HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.

What a nascarsistic S.O.B ! THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF AN ECNALUBMA DRIVER.

by terryzz February 14, 2009

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

Obamanation

Formerly known as "The United States of America"; a beautiful homogenous blend of tree huggin,soap sellin,checkwritin,viagra gulpin,i.d fabricatin,dope smokin,kuran and bible thumpin, two faced ex-race guilted victims. Now all residents claim to be of mexa- afro-euro-indiasian desent. All living in perfect harmony,even comedians have something other than race-related material. A.K.A ; NEW FRANCE

SUNG TO;from"all in the family" Didn't need no welfare state...everybody pulled their weight... mister we could use a plan for Obamanation again....

by terryzz February 15, 2009

oxymoron

noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.

military intelligents,
cracker work,
igger work,
microsoft works,
urban dictionary

oxymoron definition,

by terryzz February 24, 2009