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nigger

Slang, the incorrect pronunciation of negroe(spanish for black?) May be from "Nigerian" a word that is so politically incorrect to say that, I can make fun of a cracker, woodtick, obamamama, dubyad, mindfuck, nascar, fatulence, N.A.A.C.P., nascarsistic, brownie points,but a definition of nigger when intercepted by an editor of ud, who is socially hemophilic, that a positive message, using wit, about human frailty and potential resilliance to euphamisms, is rejected. This is typical in today's culture, the allowable definition of any slang word is a matter of subjectiveness and should not be censored. SEE; "nigger", many ignorant/hateful definitions are in use, merely because they were edited by a human being with a different perception of "improper". It has been said:" We are evolving at different rates". SOURCES: "A WIDE VARIETY OF CURRENT AND HISTORICAL MEDIA"
nigger is a bad word when used to demean another person, nigger is a good word when used as a brotherly euphamism, in the profound word's of Forest Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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sofa king wetarted

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".
All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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Omnibusy

The ultimate multi-tasking. Some believe that they are omnibusy, when in fact they are merely confused.
Something like the confidence you have 20 minutes after burning a fatty.
Dude #1 : Dude...I do My best Work and Get some crap done after I burn. I'm like Omnibusy ....woooohooho. That's deep.
Dude #2 : Dude ...yeah you're busy. Busy lookin for your tape measure. I quit.
by terryzz June 24, 2009
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schnozberry

When you feel a slight restriction of your airway,causing you to make a deliberate ,yet somethow, subconcious effort to swallow your saliva hard. At which time you sense an amount of phlegm being foced down your esophagus, after this awakening of your "being" you feel hardened surfaces on said phlegm, reminding you of a raisin or stale gummybear. What you just ingested was a "schnozberry".
1979 disco dude ;"that was a freekin $20.00 schnozberry !
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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Igknowlledgance

adj; /adv; /noun ; to describe a human being's level of combined intellect, knowledge, ignorance : summary of definition: knowing just enough about any given subject that when actively interacting and becoming a participant in said subject, you will likely become dangerous to yourself, your belongings, and to other parties involved closely or seemingly far removed. (see: common sense), (stupid), (also):

igknowlledgant

igknowlledge
"Terry was goofin around on his computer and somehow crashed the Internet.(the whole damn thing)
He wasn't aware of his Igknowlledgance.

Oppenheimer and Einstein were Igknowlledgant, though concerned about atomic fusion, or fision, and the repercussions there of, they acted on it anyway...oops. You'd a thought knowing every action has an equal and opposite reaction they woulda shit canned the idea.
"They're only human."
by terryzz February 25, 2009
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