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similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
by Tengu May 23, 2007
Get the porno shoes mug.There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
by Tengu October 25, 2006
Get the alert the internet mug.1. A wrestling move where the aggressor takes the victim and flips him upside down, at which point he proceeds to jump up and then drive the victim's head into the ground, intending to cause spinal damage. This move is what caused Stone Cold Steve Austin to take a leave from wrestling for an extended period of time.
2. A sexual position where the woman is standing on her head and the male proceeds to take her legs, spread them apart, and penetrate (as he's standing up). This is rather tricky, as both parties need to have a good sense of balance.
3. A machine that drives piles (those wooden things you see at the beach sometimes) into the ground. This is actually where the wrestling move got its name. It uses a heavy weight to hammer the pile into the ground.
2. A sexual position where the woman is standing on her head and the male proceeds to take her legs, spread them apart, and penetrate (as he's standing up). This is rather tricky, as both parties need to have a good sense of balance.
3. A machine that drives piles (those wooden things you see at the beach sometimes) into the ground. This is actually where the wrestling move got its name. It uses a heavy weight to hammer the pile into the ground.
1. Jerry 'the king' lawler: oh my god! did you see that pile driver!?
2. guy 1: so you try anything new with the wife last night?
guy 2: yeah, we decided to do it piledriver style.
my junk hurts. she liked it though.
3. I think the pile driver's broken. We can't put the barrier up today.
2. guy 1: so you try anything new with the wife last night?
guy 2: yeah, we decided to do it piledriver style.
my junk hurts. she liked it though.
3. I think the pile driver's broken. We can't put the barrier up today.
by Tengu September 27, 2006
Get the piledriver mug.1) The future form of Mega Man, created by Dr. Light as his last project before he died. X fights alongside his pal Zero to stop the Evil Sigma and his army of Mavericks.
2) slang term for the rave drug known as Ecstasy. When induced the user's sense of touch is enhanced, and is also made slightly horny.
2) slang term for the rave drug known as Ecstasy. When induced the user's sense of touch is enhanced, and is also made slightly horny.
1) X decided to wimp out in the 7th episode of the Megaman X series, citing that the fighting needed to stop.
2)'Yo dawg, you got any X?'
2)'Yo dawg, you got any X?'
by Tengu January 5, 2007
Get the X mug.The feeling that you are doing something that you've already done before. Literal translation "already seen" (from French, deja 'already', vu 'seen'). Apparently it's due to a blip in your brain process which gives you the illusion that you've been somewhere/done something before, and technically, you have - a fraction of a second ago.
However, a common misinterpretation of deja vu is a repeat of a certain event. For example, in an episode of Garfield and Friends (US Acres) Orson perpetually removes the same book (Deja vu: the feeling that you are doing something that you've done before) from a box of books over and over again. This is NOT deja vu; rather, it's an event that doesn't have a forseeable end: an infinite loop, if you will.
If you walk into a room and immediately get the feeling that you've been there before, then that is a case of deja vu.
However, a common misinterpretation of deja vu is a repeat of a certain event. For example, in an episode of Garfield and Friends (US Acres) Orson perpetually removes the same book (Deja vu: the feeling that you are doing something that you've done before) from a box of books over and over again. This is NOT deja vu; rather, it's an event that doesn't have a forseeable end: an infinite loop, if you will.
If you walk into a room and immediately get the feeling that you've been there before, then that is a case of deja vu.
When i stepped out the door and looked at the sky, i immediately felt like i'd forseen this. wow, deja vu. looks like its going to be a very interesting day...
by Tengu September 26, 2006
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by tengu September 7, 2009
Get the filled full mug.Homer Simpson's misspelling of the word 'stop'.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
by Tengu May 22, 2008
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