545 definitions by telephony
What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by telephony October 31, 2015
{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
by telephony December 23, 2021
{seen on a sign above the loo in a public restroom
If You Dribble
While You Piddle
Please Be Sweat
And Wipe the Seat.
If You Dribble
While You Piddle
Please Be Sweat
And Wipe the Seat.
by telephony October 4, 2019
{Mother}: Why don't you just walk across the campus, sweetheart?
{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!
{Sheldon}: If I do that, I'll sweat. And sweat is the urine of the skin -- I might as well just have a golden shower!
by telephony November 2, 2021
Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!
by telephony December 20, 2021
A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
by telephony March 17, 2013
{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.
by telephony April 8, 2020