telephony's definitions

urine and acetic acid

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.

{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!

by Telephony May 22, 2016

cucking fold

A way to say the phrase, "fucking cold" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Man, the water that comes out of this hot water tap is really cucking fold for a minute or two!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2020

food crook

In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.

Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!

by Telephony November 19, 2014

the ammonia

Simply, the disease pneumonia as some people call it.

{Dave}: Hey didjya hear? Carl didn't make it to school today because he's got the ammonia!

by Telephony May 19, 2014

pee water

In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.

{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.

by Telephony April 4, 2020

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017

synthetic whistling

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.

The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(

by Telephony May 8, 2015