butter

butter (buh·tr) v. To shoplift a low-value item such as one or more candy bars, disposable pens, or a boxed set of battery-powered Christmas lights.
{Ricky}: Hey Craig, can you go butter me a couple of Snicker bars and a 3-Muskerteers bar at the Rexall during lunch break?
{Craig}: Sure thing Ricky!
{Craig returns a short while with the stolen articles}: Here ya go Ricky. They were out of 3-Muskerteers so I buttered a couple of packs of M&Ms instead.
by Telephony November 05, 2019
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peterbreath

A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).
Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?
by Telephony December 14, 2010
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take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.
John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.
by Telephony January 17, 2016
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douche off

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
by Telephony December 06, 2011
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faggetaboudit

How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".
{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!
by Telephony June 07, 2013
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flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
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cement truck

What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
by Telephony August 09, 2012
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